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Tony wasn’t too chuffed when I reported back “Tied up on a porch isn’t hanging by the bollocks from a lamp post is it?” he explained reasonably. “Oh I do hope so!” she said like she fancied him or summat. Porn “So like you were heard saying in the Pub,” Tony offered, “These two hanging by their balls by next Friday, I don’t care where, just hanging by their balls.”
“But!” I protested. “Johnno,” Sandra says, “What do you think will happen to those Pedo’s”
“Rot in fucking hell I guess,” Al replied. “Thought you didn’t drink on duty!” Al added. “Yes,” she said quietly, “If you like.”
“Uh,” I said and swallowed, “Christ, it would be like screwing my own sister.”
“Why?” she asked.
