“Hello officer!”
“Hello ma’am, I’m afraid I’ve got to take you two to the Police Station. Sex video You had stopped working. You see her sit up and lick her lips at the sight of your massive tool. You were feeling awkward. There’s a policeman outside, clearly glad he caught you two. I’m willing to do anything, officer, anything.”
She kisses him softly on the lips. He had a surprisingly large load; it formed a white paste all over her chest. And your girlfriend had gone to visit a friend; she won’t be back until next morning. The policeman was still standing there as you drove past him. She’s moaning and cooing like this is the best sex she’s had, it was obviously fake, but nonetheless very erotic.
