“So?” I said,
“Two hundred and six out of one three hundred and eighteen ballot papers issued.” he said, “Said Fuck the BNP or something similar.”
“So they fucking hate me,” I said “Big deal!”
“But of the unspoiled papers you had fifty two votes,” he said, “The UK Independence Party candidate thirty eight and.”
“You won!” Sandra said, “Johnno, you won!”
“Fucking hell!” I said and I fainted. See I wasn’t born stupid it took eighteen years practice, but there was this “Meet the Candidate” night at the Subscription Rooms so I went down there with Al and a few others, turned out he was standing for Whetherby Ingleside ward so well we went in together and they thought I was a Lib Dem. Sex video “Well who’s going to run the chip shop?” I replied and they saw
