I’m just a little scared that with my track record, I might end up agreeing to 24/7 dental care. Free porn What do you think?”
“Uh-huh…” That might have been a good time to complain but I missed my window again. How often do people usually go to the dentist?!”
6 months is recommended… I thought going twice daily meant really getting my money’s worth. He is, well, pretty much just that: a mass of spaghetti tentacles with two big meatballs for eyes. I don’t know why I bothered trying not to make a mess; oily toothpaste was squirting out of the thin gaps between vaginal tentacles because my womb had already inflated to its limit. Though ‘octopus’ immediately comes to mind, he takes great offense at the comparison, stating that he has four times as many
