“Fuck off out of it eh wanker?” I says, “Your sister and me is right in the middle of a fuck fest!”
I expected the ‘Die infidel,’ crap but instead he stares at me, “What about the guns?” he says. Made a lovely bang it did, there was so much offal the plod took three days to work out it was only one bloke what dies, well one bloke and an inquisitive cow. Sex video “Very funny Johnno,” Jerry leers, “That was years ago.”
“What was?” Al asked. “Simon and I are getting married in October,” Jerry says proudly and Nobby drops what was left of his pint in his lap. “Are you mad?” Amina screeches, “The Imman is dying, the table is covered with bombs and you want my brother to marry a prostitute!”
“Yep,” Nobby
