Mom glanced at me; her face still flushed but managing a small, wry smile now that all the attention wasn’t on us. XXX “Alright, Nick. Mudhole One, and Piss flaps on the horizon, dead ahead!” he bellowed in an exaggeratedly vulgar pirate accent, gesturing dramatically toward Mom’s rear. “Phew! “Nothing to say, Harley? “You better not try to stick it in my asshole! “Damn, were you trying to rip me in half?” Harley playfully removed her blindfold and gave me a quick kiss on my lips – never in the 18 years I had known this girl had she done that to me before. As the next guy stepped up, Harley’s smugness didn’t last long. After a beat, she added, “Perfect bullseye.”
I’d managed to only leave a few inches sticking out my mother’s ass
