“Mr Allthwaite we are peaceful men,” Kuptar said, “We are not roused easily but you have been warned.”
“I’ll bring a fucking gun next time,” I told him. Porn “Who then?” I asks, “Al?”
“Don’t you fancy me then Johnno?” she asks. “What about Amina?” Nobby says, “How about pictures later?”
“Well?” I asks Kuptar. “Phone sex?” I suggests, old Kuptar nearly busts a blood vessel but the there is a screech of tyres and Imran and a couple of cousins turns up. “You want something or you come to take the piss?” she asked nastily. It was about quarter to seven when the door opened and Amina looked out and stuck the sign outside, the sun was shining and she looked really stupid in head to toe robes like a pantomime Virgin Mary out if the
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