Doubly proud of his new found ability to have intercourse like a commoner, he also smeared the K.Y. Okxxx Well, um, I need something over in the next aisle.” Charles was mortified, but too much was at stake. “I also need two fleet enemas please. And she knew Charles was very excited too. He had them indexed and had the spreadsheet in front of him, by date and location, so that he would never go to the same store twice. He would spend the rest of the day at work. Then she heard the infernal sound of the yard man, mowing her lawn. “Oh, certainly.” He was standing right in the middle of the aisle, blocking her path somewhat, and she was in a mischievous mood.
