“No argument Allenby, there’s a good chap,” the Colonel insisted, “Find them a billet Major Foulkes, if you please.”
“Daddy!” Camilla said sadly. Okxxx “Ah no, we have just, with the needles, she is with child just.” Madame explained. “If you’ll excuse me sah, make an offer sah, not much future for officers with no balls if you get my meaning sah!”
“I’ll have you court martialled!” he said, “Insolence.”
“Make you a laughing stock sah, I don’t think so sah,” I said. “Sah, Lieutenant’s Cowdray and Allington ravished these young ladies sah to their detriment sah.”
“Look old chap,” He said patiently, “If they didn’t want attention a swift knee in the balls and all is resolved.”
“Pincer movement sah, like on exercises,” I said, “Perhaps the young lady would oblige,” I said and as she stood I
