An excerpt from my biograohy the legend of Johnno Althwaite. Sex video “Ung!” Lionel says, “What happened?”
“Upper cut,” I said, “Stay down keep stum!”
“You want to fuck or not?” Sandra says. “What do you Ugh!” he said as I pushed past. “He hasn’t got a dog!” I added. Their meeting dragged on like Lib Dem meetings always do, you know if we don’t agree we does arm wresting or first double top or tosses a coin, but they just talk, ‘Seek a consensus,’ which is a serious waste of drinking time, anyway when Al turned up we could hardly stand up let alone see straight so he had half a bottle of cheap Vodka to catch up and we had the rest of the bottle mixed with with Ginger Ale and Britvic Orange, wow, after
Actors:
Derek Savage / Kayley Gunner
