I figured he was just trying to soften me up, so that I would behave. Xxx video Mom?”
“If your father didn’t ejaculate I wouldn’t have gotten pregnant.”
First silent, “Oh, I get it…. Hey, you mean I was a worry.”
“Well, yes. Put Fred and Paul together and that was me. If my parents didn’t agree to help raise you, I would have had to give you up for adoption…. Good night macho man.”
“Cut the macho. Finally the church told my dad that if he couldn’t run a family right, he certainly couldn’t run a church right. Jeff finds the lively music a wonderful way to worship God. I hope he wasn’t like this douche-bag.”
“People expected me to be an angel. Then everyone you wet kiss has a chance of getting it.”
“Why does life have to be
